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About Amsterdam

So, sex-dating—mental, right? You swipe, you chat, you bang—done! No wining and dining, no “let’s build rapport” bollocks. Straight to the good stuff. Saw this stat—40% of blokes on these apps just want a quickie. No shock there! It’s like a corporate merger—fast, messy, sometimes you regret it. Had me a giggle when I read bout this geezer—met a bird on Plenty of Fish, shagged in a Tesco car park! Classy, eh? Proper sex-dating legend—zero chill, all thrill.

VIRAL ON CRACKED

When I get to her place, I see the tree. It’s sad, man. I mean, it’s got more problems than I do! I start checkin’ it out, and Mrs. Jansen’s there, wringin’ her hands. “Is it gonna die?” she asks. I’m like, “Lady, it’s not on its deathbed yet!” But inside, I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious love.”

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