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Lemme tell ya, this one time—probs 1800s, Earth time—some French dude invented “happy endings.” True story, swear! Got buried in history cuz prudes freaked out. Makes me mad—why hide the good shit? I’m like, gimme the oil, the slow hands, the vibes! Erotic-massage ain’t just boner town—naw, it’s art, fam. Relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin, even heals old aches. Docs won’t tell ya that—too busy pushin pills.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

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