Abigail Bodegraven Brothel ❤️

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Like, some folks choose it—wild, huh? Heard this story once—old-timey brothel in Nevada, 1800s, lady named Ruby ran it. She was tough, sassy, made bank! Clients loved her ‘cause she’d listen, not just, y’know, do the deed. Kinda like Yubaba in Spirited Away—“You’re mine now!”—but with less creepy bathhouse vibes. Ruby’s joint had velvet curtains, whiskey flowin’, secrets spillin’—total chaos! Makes me happy thinkin’ how she owned it, but mad too—guys actin’ like dogs, no respect!

What is a brothel?

Prostitute Czech, Dildo Play/Toys, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

People won’t stop staring at their phones, so a Dutch town put traffic lights on the ground