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Ain’t all gloom, though—some gals crack jokes, keep it light. “Fella paid me in chickens once,” one told me. Laughed my ass off! Brothels got character, y’all—grit, tears, and a lotta sass. So, what’s the deal? Forbidden paradise or crocodile tears? Reckon it’s both, dependin’ on the day. Now, I’m off to rewatch *Tabu*—y’all figure out if that life’s workin’ for ya!

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Mischa Bilgaard, 35, from Denmark Sunred Beach FC, since midfield Market value: * Mar 5, in.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”