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But real talk, whore’s got layers, man. Like, did ya know back in the day, some old-timey kings would hire whores just to flex? Not even for the sexy stuff – just to show off! “Look at me, I got ten whores!” That’s some next-level petty, and I’m here for it! Makes me laugh thinkin bout it – imagine me rollin up to Dunder Mifflin with a posse of whores, like, “Dwight, eat your heart out!” Hah! That’s what she said!

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my sister. She’s in a panic. “My car won’t start!” she says. I’m like, “Seriously? You just had it serviced!” So, I tell Jeroen, “Dude, I gotta bounce.” He’s like, “You sure? I got more stories!” I’m like, “Yeah, but my sister’s car is a priority.”

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