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Precioussss brothel tales—heard one ‘bout a Moscow joint, oh yes! Back in Tsar days, they hid ‘em in bathhouses—sneaky, steamy lil’ spots. Rich blokes slippin’ in, actin’ all posh, then bam—naked an’ randy! Makes me cackle, it does—high an’ mighty, then down in the muck. “Amélie” vibes, innit? She’d giggle at their daft lil’ secrets, “A gnome without a beard!”

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There are numerous sex clubs and brothels here just waiting to be visited. In the brothels in Wemmel often gorgeous female students earn pocket money as hobby whores. On the .

So, I’m chillin’ at my usual spot on the Hoofdstraat, grabbin’ a coffee from that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? Yeah, that one. I’m sippin’ my brew, and boom! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m a warrior, not a target practice dummy!

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