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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Then, I decided to stroll by the Maas river. Man, the view is sick! The sun was settin’, and the water was all sparkly. I was just standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I saw a couple fightin’. Like, full-on drama! They were yellin’ and throwin’ their hands around. I was like, “Get a room, people!”

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