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Here’s a lil’ somethin’—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms? Yeah, they’re watchin’ ya, figurin’ who you’ll swipe on! Freaked me out, man, like Big Brother in my phone. One night, I’m scrollin’, see this profile—girl’s into artsy flicks, just like me! I’m thinkin’, “Hot damn, this is it!” We chat, she’s quotin’ *Synecdoche*—“What was once before you, an exciting, mysterious future…”—and I’m hooked! Met her at a bar, she’s all deep, talkin’ ‘bout life, death, sex. Real intense, y’know? Made me happy as a pig in mud—finally, someone gets it!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old guy walks by and starts giving us life advice. Like, “You kids should be studying, not playing games!” I’m like, “Chill, grandpa, we’re just having fun!” But he just keeps going. It’s kinda funny, but also a bit annoying.

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