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About Amsterdam

Once knew this gal, right, proper whore she was—called her Sparrow, ‘cause she flitted tavern to tavern. Little secret? She kept a diary, scribblin’ names of every sod she bedded—hundreds, precious! Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’s some historian of sin. We likes that, sneaky cleverness—keeps us gigglin’ in the dark. But then, ooh, got mad—heard she sold that book to a priest for penance! Hypocrite, struttin’ round holy-like after! We hates it!

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The Amsterdam Red Light District is one of the most talked-about neighbourhoods in the city, due to its housing of the world’s oldest profession. While prostitution can be found all across the .

Finally, I decide to head to Vondelpark. I mean, who doesn’t love a chill park day? I grab a bike from one of those rental spots. I’m feeling like a pro, zooming past people. But then, I hit a bump and almost faceplant. I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. Like, why are the bike paths so bumpy?

A Snob's Guide to Amsterdam