Luna Amsterdam Whore ❤️

About The Hague

So, whores—ooh, they’re fascinatin’, right? I mean, they’re bold, they hustle, they don’t care what you think! Reminds me of that scene in *The Return* where the dad’s all, “You’ll understand later,” but whores? They ain’t waitin’ for later, hon! They’re out there now, makin’ moves, gettin’ paid, and I’m like, yas, queen, werk it! HAHAHAHA—*Nanny laugh*—you know that laugh, it’s my thing!

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But then, I get a text from my friend. She’s in a total panic. She lost her wallet on a tram. I’m like, “Ugh, not again!” So, I hop back on my bike, racing through the streets. I’m dodging tourists and trams, feeling like I’m in a video game. Finally, I get to the tram station, and she’s there, looking all stressed. I help her retrace her steps, and guess what? We find it! I’m like a hero or something.

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