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Met this lass once, sex-dating hookup, thought I’d be “Harry, the next dope king” in the sack, yeah? Turns out she’s into feet, proper weird, suckin me toes – surprised the hell outta me! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d laugh her arse off if I told her. Made me happy tho, bit of fun, no harm done. But then there’s the creeps, oh mate, the creeps – sendin dick pics unasked, fuckin twats, makes me wanna smash me guitar over their heads!

Guide to Amsterdam’s Red Light District – The Basics

In the Red Light area Known as “De Wallen” (pronounced Day Vaw-len) to the Dutch, you'll find prostitutes offering their “services”, from behind a window.

But then, I get a text from my friend. She’s in a total panic. She lost her wallet on a tram. I’m like, “Ugh, not again!” So, I hop back on my bike, racing through the streets. I’m dodging tourists and trams, feeling like I’m in a video game. Finally, I get to the tram station, and she’s there, looking all stressed. I help her retrace her steps, and guess what? We find it! I’m like a hero or something.

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