Fatima Amstelveen Whore ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s peeking through my window on the Van der Hooplaan. I’m like, “Sweet, let’s grab some coffee.” I hit up this cute little café on the corner of the Rembrandtweg. They got the best cappuccino, no cap! But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? It’s a café, not a desert!

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