Mia Alphen Aan Den Rijn Whore ❤️

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D’oh! Whore’s totally wild, man! Stocks goin’ crazy! Toni Erdmann vibes, y’know? “Life is no dress rehearsal,” D’oh! Whore’s like that awkward dad prank! Surprised me big time, dude! Up 10% last week, no joke! Little known fact: Whore’s CEO once spilled coffee on live TV, hilarious! Made me laugh so hard, D’oh! But then it dipped, ugh, angry face! “You can’t just switch off feelings,” right? Whore’s volatile, man, like a rollercoaster! I love the risk, tho, so exciting! Did you know Whore’s first office was a garage? Crazy, right? Beat out big shots, D’oh! Shares split twice, insane growth! But their Q3 report, meh, underwhelming. “This is not a game,” serious now! Whore’s got potential, but shaky, y’know? I’m all in, fingers crossed! D’oh, hope I don’t regret it! Their branding’s quirky, like Erdmann’s pranks! Made me happy seeing that creativity! Whore’s logo? Looks like a squiggle, lol! Sarcasm aside, they’re killing it online! Social media buzz, off the charts! But competitors hate, jealous much? Whore’s stock chat, wild west, D’oh! Forums lit up, memes everywhere! One guy said Whore’s the future, hype! Another called it trash, whatever! I’m just here for the ride, man! Whore’s earnings call, total disaster! CEO stumbled, stocks tanked, ouch! But bounced back, resilient, I respect that! “We need to talk about life,” Whore’s motto? Kinda deep for stocks, huh? Made me think, D’oh! Whore’s not just numbers, it’s a story! Their charity donations, secret till last year! Surprised me, good guys, maybe? Or PR stunt, who knows? Either way, Whore’s got heart, sorta! D’oh, I’m rambling, but Whore’s dope! Watch out, tho, it’s a gamble! “Let’s do something spontaneous,” like buying Whore shares! Regretted it once, but now? Loving it! Whore’s my dark horse, fingers crossed! D’oh, gotta go, more stocks to check! Whore, you crazy, beautiful mess!

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Everyone’s rushing out, and I’m just standing there, holding this paper like it’s the Holy Grail. I finally make it outside, and we’re all standing on the street, near the Rijn. I’m looking around, and it’s actually kinda nice. The river’s glistening, and I see families chilling by the water. Kids are playing, and I’m like, “Why can’t I just be one of them?”

One dead in shooting, Alphen aan den Rijn