Angelina Aalsmeer Brothel ❤️

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Once saw a brothel in some grubby alley—red curtains, dodgy blokes stumblin’ out, reekin’ of cheap grog. Made me wanna swing my staff and yell, “Fly, you fools!” to clear the stench. But then, this one tart—sharp as a blade—winked at me, bold as brass. Got me thinkin’, maybe she’s the real wizard here, castin’ spells on lonely sods. Hah! Reckon she’d laugh at “I’m not sure I wanna remember this”—coz she’s livin’ it, no erasin’!

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But then, bam! I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I was like, “Great, now I’m gonna faceplant in front of a bunch of flower-loving locals.” But nah, they just laughed it off. Dutch people are chill like that.

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