Hannah Zuid Scharwoude Erotic Massage ❤️

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There’s this bit in *Dogville* — “The world’s a rotten place” — and yeah, it is, but erotic-massage? It’s a bloody oasis, mate. Them soft strokes, the cheeky grins, the way it sneaks up on ya — pure mischief. Ever tried it with scented oils? Lavender’s my jam, smells like victory and sin mixed together. Fun fact: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurugel” stuff, slippery as an eel, makes it ten times wilder — slipped right off the table once, nearly cracked me skull, laughed like a hyena!

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I finally make it to the university, which is on de Zand. Beautiful campus, right? But I’m late for my lecture. I’m sweating bullets, and my mind’s racing. I get in there, and the students are all chill, like they’re waiting for a bus or something. I’m like, “Guys, this is a lecture, not a coffee break!” But they just smile. Ugh, so laid-back.

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