Zara Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️❤️

About The Hague

So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

About Zuid-Scharwoude

Wenn du auf der Suche nach einem charmanten und ruhigen Reiseziel in den Niederlanden bist, dann ist Zuid-Scharwoude genau der richtige Ort für dich. Diese kleine, aber bezaubernde .

First off, I wake up late. Classic me. Alarm? Nah, it decided to take a day off. So, I’m scrambling, throwing on whatever I can find. I mean, who needs matching socks anyway? Not me! I rush outta my Airbnb on de Hoef, and let me tell ya, the streets here are like a maze. I’m dodging bikes like I’m in some twisted video game. Seriously, these Dutch cyclists are like ninjas.

"In addition to supplying sauerkraut in buckets, we now also offer it in 50-gram cups"