Willow Zaandam Whore ❤️❤️

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Quirky thought—whore’s like glitter, sticks everywhere, can’t shake it! Little known story: medieval whores taxed kings—yep, pimped the crown! Ain’t that a riot? Makes me smirk, sly Yoda grin I got! “You think you’re so innocent!”—movie line fits, whore calls bullshit on fake saints! Sarcasm? Pfft, they’re pros at hustlin’, outsmart us desk-jockeys daily!

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So, I’m strolling down the Zaan, and bam! I see this massive windmill, the De Kat. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m iconic!” I snap a pic, of course. Gotta flex on the ‘gram, right? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my sandwich! Like, chill dude, it’s not your lunch! I’m dodging birds like I’m in some weird action movie.

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