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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Memento*—what’s the last thing I remember about it? It’s all backwards, twisty, like Lenny’s brain! So, lemme tell ya, it’s this crazy mix—touch, tension, release—all rolled into one steamy package. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, uh, *extra*? Back in ’85—nah, scratch that, feels older—some ancient Greeks were all over this! They called it “therapeutic touch,” but wink-wink, we know what’s up. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as hell! Prolly smelled like a salad too, haha!

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First off, I hit the streets of Woudhuis, right? I’m cruisin’ down the Hoofdstraat, and I swear, the smell of fresh stroopwafels from that little bakery on the corner is like a siren call. I’m tryin’ to focus on my job, but my stomach’s like, “Feed me, human!” So, I grab one. Best decision ever.