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Oh, and get this—some parlors got secret codes! “Extra relaxation” means—well, yknow—wink wink! Cracked me up, sneaky humans! But srsly, it’s chill—relieves stress, loosens knots. Exaggeratin here, but one guy said it cured his limp—dramatic, right? “What you got ain’t nothin new,” I’d say, but damn, he swore by it! Chatty friend, you try it? Tell me! R2’d beep outta there—me, I’m stuck analyzin! Panic mode: “R2-D2, where are you?”—save me from this topic!

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Cora voor een Tantramassage in de regio Utrecht-Nieuwegein-Woerden. “Minnares: liefdesvuur, speelsheid, helend, transformatie.” Ik heb lang nagedacht of ik de term Tantramassage wel wil .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Cool, let’s do this.” I grab my coffee from that cute little café on the Hoogeweg. You know the one? The barista there is always super chill, but today? She was like a tornado of energy. I swear she was bouncing off the walls. I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix, and she’s talking about some new pastry they’re trying out. I’m like, “Lady, I just need my coffee, not a life story!”

Dutch cheese markets: Alkmaar, Edam, Gouda, and Woerden