Evelyn Woenselse Heide Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Ever think how nuts it is? Dudes payin’ for a quickie, actin’ like they’re Jordan Belfort. “I’m the king of the world!”—nah, you’re just horny, bro. Cracks me up! Brothels ain’t glamorous—sticky, smelly, real. But damn, the stories—better than any movie! Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—I’d fit right in, stirrin’ shit up!

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Het Heidehonk is de huiskamer van de buurt. Je kunt er terecht voor uiteenlopende activiteiten of gewoon gezellig een hapje en een drankje komen doen. In de zomer is het terras ook vaak .

I rush back to my place, and on the way, I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made her day!”