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Now, where to look? Web’s yer best bet – sites like Backpage used to be big, but cops shut ‘em down. Now it’s all hush-hush forums, or X if ya search “escort near me” – careful tho, coppers lurk there too. Happy as a pig in shite when I found one lass who quoted *Inherent Vice* back at me – “Silly season’s upon us!” she goes. Instant click, mate. Rare, tho – most just wanna get paid and bounce.

Are you sure?

Last week, I went looking for prostitutes. Dead ones. Found them too. Now that I have your attention, let me explain how this came about.

Anyway, we finally get the window in. It’s a beauty! I’m feeling like a champ. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, biblical rain. I’m soaked, the glass is slippery, and I’m cursing the weather gods. “Really, Winterswijk? You had to do me like this?”

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