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Then I decide to stroll down the Kromme Rijn. Beautiful river, right? But guess what? I see this dude trying to fish. He’s got a line in the water, and I’m thinking, “What’s he catchin’?” Turns out, he’s just snagged a boot. A freakin’ boot! I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who needs fish when you can have footwear?

Goose Exterminator of the Netherlands Enrages Animal Rights Activists (Published 2015)