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“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Vughtse Heide. Nature, ya know? I’m walking, and it’s beautiful. The heather is blooming, and the sun is shining. I’m feeling all zen and stuff. But then, outta nowhere, I see this dude jogging. He’s got his headphones in, totally in the zone. And I’m like, “Bro, you’re in Vught, not the Olympics!” I mean, chill, right?

VENI award for Felipe Vieira Braga and Lonneke van Vught