Brooklyn Vroomshoop Whore ❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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Anyway, I finally get to the park, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs—total chaos. I find a bench, plop down, and just breathe. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, and honestly, it’s cringy. He wipes out hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not Tony Hawk!

Man confounds drivers with land-cruising jet ski