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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield, like in *The Hurt Locker*. You’re dodgin’ bullets, sweatin’ balls, tryna figure out who’s real or who’s just gonna blow up in ya face! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these apps, huh? Swipe this, swipe that, like I’m pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. Back in the day, you’d meet a broad at the Bada Bing, buy her a drink, boom, done. Now? It’s all “profile pics” and “DMs” – what the hell’s a DM? Direct whackin’?

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish, so I head to the market on the Marktstraat. It’s buzzing with vendors selling everything from cheese to flowers. I spot this amazing cheese stall. I’m a sucker for cheese, man. I grab some Gouda, and the vendor’s like, “You gotta try this!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m already sold.”

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