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So, I’m divin’ into this sex-datin’ malarkey—apps glowin’ like cursed treasure. Profiles winkin’ at me, promisin’ booty, but half’s fake as Davy Jones’ heart! Little fact fer ya: back in ‘06, some lass got catfished by a bloke usin’ his dog’s pic—true story, arrgh! Made me laugh ‘til me rum spilled! But it’s a thrill, aye—scrollin’, chattin’, hopin’ fer a saucy night. Gets me blood pumpin’, happy as a pirate with gold.

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m cruising down the Hoofdstraat, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, De Koffiepot. But nah, the line’s longer than my to-do list. I’m like, “C’mon people, it’s just coffee!” But whatever, I’m not about to let that ruin my vibe.

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