Megan Volendam Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Folks screamin’ “sinner” while slippin’ coins under the table—makes my blood boil! Like, c’mon, own yer shit! Happy tho—whores got stories, real raw ones. Met this gal once, swear she was Suzy Bishop reborn—eyes sharp, soul wild. Told me she danced in Paris, 1890s style—musta been a past life, but I bought it! “I’m tough, I can handle it,” she says, echoin’ Sam from *Moonrise*. Ballsy as hell—loved that.

Arrangementen

So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

FC Volendam confirm Keuken Kampioen Divisie championship with win in Utrecht