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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves me some tech, see? So this “whore” thing—argh, we hates it! Nasty, sneaky lil’ bugger, creepin’ round the interwebs. Ain’t talkin’ no lady o’ the night, nah—this be that digital filth, the W.H.O.R.E., some sly acronym I reckon. Stands for somethin’ wicked, like "Web Hackers Out Runnin’ Evil." Made that up, heh, but sounds right, don’t it?

Voordelen van het bestellen van een escort service in Volendam

Volendam (Dutch pronunciation: [ˌvoːlə (n)ˈdɑm] ⓘ) is a tourist town in the municipality of Edam-Volendam, province of North Holland, Netherlands, known for its streets, old fishing boats and .

Next, I wander down to the Zeestraat. It’s quieter here, and I can finally breathe. I spot this little shop selling traditional Dutch clogs. I’m like, “I gotta try these on!” So, I do, and let me tell you, they’re not comfy at all. I’m clomping around like a baby giraffe, and everyone’s staring. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Why do people wear these?”

Volendam and Zuiderdam Set for Rendezvous in Barcelona