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Last week, I’m off shift, cruisin’ downtown. Neon lights hittin’ my shades, I’m feelin’ it! Saw this chick, high heels clickin’, skirt tighter than my paycheck. Thought, “Is she? Nah, maybe…” Like in the movie - “We won’t be like them,” all mysterious. I ain’t no fool, tho! Mr. T don’t just jump in - gotta scope it. Prostitution’s been sneaky forever, man - back in old China, they’d hide in teahouses, slingin’ tea *and* ass. Little known fact, boom!

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After that, I decide to check out the Volendams Museum. It’s small but packed with cool stuff. I’m looking at these old fishing nets and thinking, “Man, these guys had it tough.” Then I see a painting of the village from way back. It’s wild how much it’s changed. I mean, now it’s all touristy, but back then? Just fishermen and their boats. Crazy.

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