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About Tilburg

In my head, I’m seein’ it now—red lights, smoky air, some fool in a corner tryna look cool. “The secret’s in their eyes,” like the movie says, and them gals? They seein’ EVERYTHANG. I’d stroll in, hollerin’, “Y’all better not overcharge Madea!” Ha! I’d haggle ‘em down, sass ‘em up—ooh, I’d be a riot! Maybe I’d even bless ‘em with a prayer ‘fore I left—save they souls and they wallets!

Experience Highlights

During your stay in Amsterdam, take the opportunity to visit the Red Light Secrets Museum, located in a former brothel dating back to the 17th century.

Finally, I get off at the bus stop on the Havenweg. The air smells like fresh fish and... something else. Not sure what, but it’s not bad. I stroll down the street, and wow, the view is insane! The harbor is full of boats, and the water is sparkling like diamonds. I whip out my phone to snap a pic, but my battery’s dying. Ugh, classic me.

Interview with the Kras Volendam Women’s Head Coach, Mark Ortega