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Pissed me off tho, last time I guided there—some posh twat kept whinin’ bout the cold. Mate, it’s Brothel, not ya mum’s sofa! *cosmic wisdom*—Entropy don’t care ‘bout ya feelings, ya git. But then—happy vibes hit—sunrise over that ridge, all golden n shit, like Julianne Moore’s hair in that film. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” I mutter, quotin’ her, feelin’ all poetic n crap.

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Next, I wander down to the Zeestraat. It’s quieter here, and I can finally breathe. I spot this little shop selling traditional Dutch clogs. I’m like, “I gotta try these on!” So, I do, and let me tell you, they’re not comfy at all. I’m clomping around like a baby giraffe, and everyone’s staring. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Why do people wear these?”

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