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About Rotterdam

Random fact—Ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs. Stand out, they wanted. Weird, huh? Picture that, lol. Me? I’d suck at it—too awkward, man. “Hello there,” I’d choke. Yoda’d laugh, he would. “Pathetic, you are!” Prostitute’s tough, tho—props, I give. Life’s messy, theirs messier. Amélie’d hug ‘em, I bet. Me too, maybe. Nah, I’d freeze—dumbass, I am! Hmmmm, real they are. Human, like us. Judge, we shouldn’t. Learn, we must. Cool story, huh?

Exile Memories and the Dutch Revolt

Later, I’m cleaning up, and I hear this commotion outside. I peek out the window on the Zandvoortselaan, and there’s a parade! A freakin’ parade! I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dancing, music blasting, and I’m just standing there, flour-covered and all, grinning like an idiot.

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