Sarah Velsen Zuid Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me visit brothel once, in Amsterdam, red light, wery fancy! Girl wave at me, I wave back, she wink – “Let me in,” I think, like movie line, heart go boom boom! But then, big guy, bouncer, say “No, Borat, you too loud!” Make me angry, I yell, “I have money, why not me?!” He push me out, I fall in street, so sad. But then I laugh – brothel not for Borat, too much class, hah!

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In een huis aan de Buitenhuizerweg in Velsen-Zuid werd illegale prostitutie aangeboden. Na een controle besloot de burgemeester het pand per direct voor twee weken te sluiten. Op het adres.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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