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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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So, I finally get to the office, which is on the Kerkstraat. I’m all ready to dive into some system analysis, but my computer decides to play dead. I mean, come on! I’m not a tech wizard, I just analyze systems, right? I’m sitting there, staring at the screen like it owes me money.

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