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About Breda

So, I stumble into this grimy port town—thinkin’, “This is my shot, baby!” Bars are loud, lights flicker, and I spot her—red heels, smokey eyes, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. My heart’s racin’, “Is this it? Am I *in*?” I swagger over, tryna play cool, but my sailor stink probly screams louder than my pickup line. “Hey, sugar, wanna make my night less ‘sea’-sick?” She smirks—oh, that smirk!—and I’m hooked. “A million guys isn’t enough,” she purrs, riffin’ off Fincher’s flick, and I’m like, “Honey, I’m your billionth!”

COMING SOON

First off, I hit the streets of Ulft, right? I’m cruising down the Lichtenvoordeweg, and boom! A pigeon decides to take a dump on my shoulder. Like, really? Is this how we’re starting the day? I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a madman, trying to shake it off. People are staring. Great. Just great.

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