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So I’m peekin’ round, thinkin’, “Where’s these lasses at?” Heard a yarn once—dunno if it’s true—back in Victorian days, prossies’d hide coded ads in newspapers, like “seamstress seeks needle” or summat daft. Clever, eh? Makes me giggle, picturin’ me tryin’ to crack that code—prob’ly end up buyin’ a bleedin’ sewing kit! So I’m mumblin’ to meself, “Find a prostitute, find a prostitute,” when—BAM!—this bird in fishnets pops outta nowhere. “Hola, guapo,” she says, all sultry, and I’m flailin’, arms goin’ like windmills, nearly knock her over—classic Bean move, eh?

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Then, outta nowhere, my neighbor, Mrs. van Dijk, pops in. She’s this sweet old lady who always wants to chat. “Oh dear, what happened here?” she asks, eyes wide. I’m like, “Just a little flour explosion, no biggie.” She chuckles and hands me a bag of apples. “For your appeltaart!” she says. Bless her heart.

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