Ivy Udenhout Whore ❤️

About Almere

Me, I’ve seen whores with more honor than half the knights I know. Once met this lass—Jenny, think her name was—in a dingy tavern. Eyes like daggers, sharper than my wit! She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’ sweet—proper talent. Reminds me of Linguini in *Ratatouille*, fumblin’ but gettin’ by. “You’re a chef?!”—nah, mate, she’s a bloody artist! Made me happy, that did—seein’ someone own their craft, no shame.

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Whore, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance, Kissing if good chemistry.

After that, I decided to take a walk by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, man. Just me, the water, and my thoughts. But then, outta nowhere, this group of kids starts yelling and running around. They’re playing some wild game that looks like tag but with a twist. One kid trips, falls right into the river, and comes up soaked. He’s laughing, though! Like, “Best day ever!” I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna catch a cold!” But hey, that’s Udenhout for ya. Always finding joy in the chaos.

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