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About Groningen

Okay, but real talk—sometimes she’s a mess. Cries in the dark, mascara streaking, like me after a bad breakup. “How did it come to this?”—straight from the movie, gut-punch line. She’s no saint, maybe scams a john or two, but who cares? She’s human, messy, real. I’d write her a bop, call it “Whore’s Revenge”—catchy, huh? Oh, and fun fact: some say “whore” comes from old English “hōre,” meaning adulteress—wild how words stick, right?

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So, I’m strolling down the Heuvelstraat, right? Just minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Classic Udenhout moment, ya know?

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