Samantha Twello Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

Twello On-Demand‪+‬

First off, I hit the streets of Twello. I’m strutting down the Hoofdstraat, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who even put that there? I’m pretty sure it was just waiting for me. I’m all “Ugh, really?” and people are staring. Whatever, I brush it off.

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