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Lemme tell ya, sittin’ in “Ten,” watchin’ that lady drivin’, spillin’ her guts—reminds me of erotic-massage vibes. “You’re a woman, you’re a mother,” she says—well, hell, this massage ain’t motherly, it’s naughty! Hands roamin’ where they shouldn’t, kneadin’ knots outta yer soul. Once had this gal—swear she was a wizard—fingers dancin’ like Dubya dodgin’ a shoe. Felt like I’d died and gone to Crawford, y’all. Surprised me how it’s legal—well, sorta, depends on the joint.

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After finally getting the machine to work, I’m milking these cows, and it’s kinda zen. Just me, the cows, and the rhythm of the machine. But then, I hear this loud bang outside. I freak out! I run out, and it’s just some kids playing with fireworks. I’m like, “You little rascals! It’s not even dark yet!”

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