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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, still half-asleep, and I trip over my own shoes. Classic, right? I’m like, “Great start, dude.” I grab a quick breakfast—just some toast, nothing fancy. But then, I spill coffee all over my favorite shirt. Ugh! It’s like the universe is saying, “Hey, you’re gonna need a change today.”

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