Angelina Staphorst Whore ❤️

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Little fact: old-school brothels had secret tunnels—sneaky, huh? Like, escape routes for rich dudes. Crazy! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout the girls runnin’ the show, tho. They’re all, “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta the movie! Surprised me how some joints got rules—like, no drunks? Whaaat?

‘Staphorst Factor’--a Dutch Village Clings to Its Roots

Netherlands Whore · Golden Shower (give) · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Rimming.

I start sweating bullets. I mean, who knew Staphorst could be so dramatic? I’m pacing back and forth, and I see this old lady on the side of the road. She’s just chillin’, knitting or something. I’m like, “Lady, do you have any idea how to get this truck outta here?” She just looks at me and says, “Patience, young man.” Patience? I’m about to lose my job!

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