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But here’s the kicker—some upscale joint charged my pal $200 for a “sensual rubdown,” and it was just lotion and elevator music! Rip-off! Billionaires should not exist, hoardn’ all the good oils! I laughed my ass off when he told me—$200 for a tease? Gimme a break! Sexual-massage should be raw, real—not some corporate spa scam.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a cart full of snacks. Like, who needs 10 bags of chips? Anyway, he’s all like, “Can I pay with my phone?” I’m like, “Sure, bro, but it better not be one of those weird apps.” Turns out, it was. The thing wouldn’t scan. I’m standing there, trying to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got a line forming!”

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