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Hey buddy, listen up! I'm yer ol' pal George W. Bush, financial advisin' guru, talkin’ ‘bout brothel—yep, that steamy stock! Them folks at Brothel, they’re makin’ waves, I tell ya, like Sam and Suzy runnin’ wild in *Moonrise Kingdom*. “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know”—don’t sleep on this one, pal! I reckon it’s a beaut, a real misunderestimated gem. Got them shares bouncin’ like a hurricane hittin’ Khaki Scouts camp!

Someren Discreet Hookups

Yab Yum, Amsterdam's most legendary brothel, was forced to close its doors more than ten years ago after the exclusive club turned into a dodgy criminal hub.

First off, I get a call about a dog named Max. Poor dude ate a whole pizza. Like, WHO gives their dog pizza? Anyway, I rush over to the owner’s place on Molenstraat. I’m thinking, “This better not be a prank.” But nope, there’s Max, looking all guilty and bloated. I mean, he’s got that “I just committed a crime” look down pat.

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