Esme Sint Willebrord Whore ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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Netherlands Whore · Mistress (soft) · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Rimming · BDSM · Blowjob · OWO - Oral without condom.

So, I grab my traps and start setting them up. The baker, poor dude, is freaking out. He’s like, “What if they get in the dough?” I’m like, “Chill, man. I got this.” But inside, I’m thinking, “If I don’t catch these guys, I’m gonna be the one in the dough!”

Pilot killed in small plane crash on Dutch A58 highway