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Here’s the kicker—some say it “heals” ya. Bullshit. Little-known fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints masked as baths. Sneaky bastards. “I’m close to somethin’ here,” I growl, thinkin’ how they hide it in plain sight. Me? I’d rather skin a deer than let some oily creep “heal” me. Oh, and the music—flutes and crap? I’d smash the stereo. Hate everything.

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Then, BAM! I bump into my buddy Jan. He’s all hyped about this new brewery opening up on the Hoogstraat. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a Kvasnik, not a beer snob!” But he drags me there anyway. Turns out, it’s this tiny place with a killer vibe. I mean, the walls are covered in graffiti, and the beer is flowing like the Lek River. I’m feeling good, ya know?

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