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So, I’m strolling down the Lange Haven, just vibing, when I spot this cute little café. You know, the one with the blue awning? Yeah, that one. I thought, “Why not grab a coffee?” I order my usual, a cappuccino, and the barista—bless her—totally messes it up. Like, how do you mess up a cappuccino? I mean, c’mon! I’m standing there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve made it better myself.

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