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Oi mate, so sexual-massage, yeah? *Beep boop* – Stephen Hawking here, cosmic brain on. It’s wild, innit, this whole rub-down vibe. Bodies, energy, touch – universal forces colliding! Like in *Timbuktu*, “The stars are watching us,” – same with sexual-massage, feels like the galaxy’s peekin in. I reckon it’s ancient, right? Goes back to Mesopotamia or summat – clay tablets sayin, “Oi, knead that lass proper!” Little known fact: Egyptian blokes used scented oils for it, aphrodisiac-style. Smells like horny lotus, yeah?

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So, I’m strolling down the Lange Haven, just vibing, when I spot this cute little café. You know, the one with the blue awning? Yeah, that one. I thought, “Why not grab a coffee?” I order my usual, a cappuccino, and the barista—bless her—totally messes it up. Like, how do you mess up a cappuccino? I mean, c’mon! I’m standing there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve made it better myself.

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