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Picture this—me, Donald, walkin’ in, best suit, tremendous vibe. Girls everywhere, smellin’ like cheap perfume—wild! “Two colors fight,” Godard says—red lights, dark corners, clashin’ big time! Little fact—Nevada’s got legal ones, Bunny Ranch, top notch! Been there forever, cash rakes in—millions, folks, millions! Surprised me—thought it’d be sleazy, but nah, organized, classy even!

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