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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout erotic-massage, and damn, it’s a wild ride. Picture this - some sweaty dude, hands all oiled up, slidin over ya like he’s tryna polish a damn car. I mean, who even came up with this shit? Prolly some perv back in ancient Greece, rubbin olive oil on his buddy, callin it "therapy". True story - they found scrolls talkin bout massages gettin real steamy in them bathhouses. Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into this billion-dollar gig today!

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So, I get to the water, right? The Maas is glistening, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day!” I cast my line, and boom! First catch of the day. A nice little perch. I’m feelin’ like a champ. But then, outta nowhere, this dude on a boat zooms by. Like, seriously? Can’t a fisherman catch a break? He splashes water all over me. I’m soaked! I yell, “Hey, watch it, man!” But he just laughs and keeps going. Rude, right?

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